SporkClub

"Hey, man." "'Sup?" "You  know  what  would  be  really  epic?" "Helium  bubble  wrap?" "No…,  Okay  well  yeah,  but  that  wasn't  what  I  was  thinking  of!  It's-!" "A  bipolar,  caffeinated,  schizophrenic  squirrel  on  both  meth  and  a  sugar  high?!" "No,  I  was-" "OOH!  I KNOW!  A  giant  pool  of  packaging  peanuts!" "Nah,  that  may  be  epic  for  you  and  stuff  but  what  I'm  thinking  of,  is  like,  the  most  epic  thing  ever…" "What  could  be  more  epic  than  that  stuff?" "…A.  METAL.  SPORK."